Mallu Joges

No offense intended for entertainment purpose only
Enough of Sardar jokes ........ let's go south ....... Mallu jokes arehere !!!!!!***

1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?

* IngumDax*

2) Where did the Malayali study?

*In the ko-liage.*

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?

*He is very bissi.*

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?

*To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in De Gelff.*

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?

*To yearn meney.*

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?

*He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.*

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?

*MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen *

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?

*Yem Bee Yae.*

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?

*He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren. *

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?

* An Oto*

11) Where does he pray?

*In a Temble, Charch and a Maask*

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?

*A Malaya-Lee of coarse. *

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?

* Kerala.*

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?

*Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying thelungi *

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?

*He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'*

16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?

*"Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders, We Are Yevery Where" *

17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ?

* Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop. *

Special Request
*Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of Kokanet oil.

Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs.

Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN bones...*